Women - The cause of universal wars, hardships, happiness and joy.

If you try to date her, she thinks
she is very beautiful.
If you don't, she thinks
you are blind.
If you hold her hand, she thinks
you are trying to be fresh.
If you don't, she thinks
you are a simpleton.
If you talk too much, she thinks
you are a cynic.
If you don't, she thinks
you are a fool.
If you are sociable, she thinks
you are a playboy.
If you are not, she thinks
you are a jungle jin.
If you talk about love and marriage, she thinks
you are proposing.
If you don't, she thinks
you are a cold blooded animal.
If you take her to a cool
and quite spot, she thinks
you are seducing her.
If you don't, she thinks
you are unromantic.

Thus, women are fickle.

In just a minute, they can say 10 different things in 10 different ways and in 10 different styles.

Spoil and pamper them you will
live 10 years less.
But if you don't, you'd go sooner
than you thought.

Thus, women cannot be satisfied in anyway.
But, women are women and don't forget,
there is a women behind every man's success!!!!